Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse FULL GAME Walkthrough Longplay (PS3, X360, PC)


good evening hey Stewie look something came up I’m
not gonna be able to do the picnic today Oh Oh was that was that today
oh yeah oh no no way I can make that either I’m canceling too man oh wow good
memory though hi I totally blanked on that Stewie Griffin Oh God Bertram but
how is this possible I I killed you you only killed me in
this universe you fool L so you got yourself a multiverse remote huh indeed
I did well hold on well someone please tell me what the hell is going on here
sorry hang on one sec you remember the multiverse theory yeah it’s the one
about how there are alternate universes that coexist with ours on parallel
dimensional planes so in each of these universes the reality is different from
our own sometimes only slightly sometimes quite radically this Bertram
is from a universe where we never killed him okay okay I think I got it sorry
not a genius now what do you want yeah I can’t possibly allow universe to exist
without me in it and traveling the multiverse building up an army to exact
my revenge on you when I return I’m going to destroy your universe
completely see you soon Stewie spy on this is bad with a cross-dimensional
army he’ll have no problem destroying our universe who knows what he’s going
to bring back here well what are we supposed to do we have to try and stop
him before he can organize his attack alright Brian we’re going to need to arm
ourselves I’m sure he knows we’re going to come after him his armies are gonna
be waiting for us every step of the way you think you think maybe I can use one
of your ray guns no I get Stewie weapons you get the boring stuff that’s what
we’re doing fine how we gonna find him he could be anywhere right luckily I
just updated my multiverse remote so I have tracking software now we’ll be able
to follow every movie mix hang on dry we’re going back to the multiverse what
the hell wait a minute Brian this isn’t where we were supposed to go what do you
mean I don’t know the remotes not working for some reason
you know everyone said get on the cloud it’s gonna be great and everything’s
been a nightmare since what can you fix it I don’t have the proper tools but
maybe we can find someone who does all right can you at least find out where we
are according to the multiverse remote this is a universe ruled by Greeks so
what does that mean fat hairy philosophers and togas or fat hairy
grease balls in speedos oh yeah Greeks have always been gross
and still are but no it’s not those kinds of Greeks Brian it’s worse it’s
frat boys hey those guys aren’t like us get those knob gobblers Brian run we
have to find someone to help us fix my remote what’s a knob gobbler you’ll
understand when you’re older come on Stewie we got to find someone who can
fix the remote corporate chatter hey you two do you
want a pledge to our fraternity here’s a Torah and some bacon to rub on your face
and you break out this might sound a little odd but do you know if there’s
like an electronics store or a creepy Armenian guy and a dimly lit apartment
he’s gonna fix a multiverse remote oh I can help you get that fixed
but I’ll require a service in return that’s worth more than this service I’ll
be providing you with we need you to help our fraternity throw a better party
we’ve been standing around complaining for hours but that doesn’t seem to be a
body to the Gentiles here’s some ammo now go shoot those lame
balloons down hey wait until I put my earplugs in this party’s name is someone’s throwing
up over there just because they’re nervous you shot all the balloons now oh
look there’s a sorority girl running down the street I bet her dad’s so rich
dude wait until my bros see these nasty pictures of you hey get back here with
those I was gonna wait one more year before I leaked naked pictures of me
online you should go talk to that sorority girl and see what’s the matter
also ask her how much her dad has in his retirement fund
luckily none of the other harass boys want to hit me because my face is
covered in snot oh my god let’s come back still pictures
of me and my sorority sisters I’ll pretend to like whoever gets them back nice nips Wow someone should buy her a
razor I’d say she’s a lo7 get those guys there with the nurse how does it feel to
buy your friends well now I won’t feel bad about crapping my pants I’d bang
that when I’m blacked out you want the pictures come and get them
I already yanked it to them anyway these two dorks just won’t quit
come on let’s just be Bros hey bro my finger now this one I think that boy in the pool is dead no
we used to swim you see college is all about having fun
nope he’s dead no one’s helping him well well well hey you come over here I need someone to
pretend to talk to I’m uncomfortable oh good job getting those pictures you
should try to find more of them so you have material to shamefully touch
yourself to at night or even very early in the morning no I got a keg but didn’t
want to put the deposit down for the tap would you find one for me oh I think
that house over there has one let me know what you guys wanna play I can
always do get the Banyan hey it’s those douche bags that stole the pictures of
us purse I mean like people told me not to like you so I this is great Stewart come on you know
how to use that thing oh really my insides are like a black
guy come on sweetie hurry up seven other girls are gonna die tonight
beefing I can I hit that what are you guys from the psychic thing
won’t watch I don’t know what a taffy get those gay bows hey that’s half my I
stole it from someone else you wanna hit huh thanks for the tap I’m blaming
everything on you now we need some women to come to this party oh I got a cramp
the idea listen I need you to steal a couple of jackets from the jock bring
them back here and I’ll tell you what to do next I’ll fire you go to you without ever do
fret get those cables so what is it small come on all right Shh
that’s sleeping douches lie this is my rifle this is my gun it’s not
your property man get those gay bows who are those dicks nice dude your ass what are you guys
from the nerd frat that’s not your property man anyone and involved anyone great
you got the jackets now listen Brian here’s a Molotov cocktail you need to
plant those jackets by the sorority’s float then set the float on fire
the girls will think the other frat did it and then they will come to our party
I’d do it but I feel I feel a cold coming on come back here when you’re
done but take your time I’m gonna take an eight-hour nap who builds floats this
is a weird College any of you boys have a finish on a
c-section scar you that thing is so tacky
this is great these wars are gonna be so pissed I’m no
school administrator but there’s an extension program going on in my
trousers oh man we’re screwed right use your Molotov cocktail to destroy the
float and put the jackets there so we can bring the other hold on to something you were worried are you thinking what
I’m thinking you have to just screw these guys let’s
go to the verify you don’t have the balls to do something like this now
Nolan will ever see my photography you fetch Brian I’ve never tapped a keg and don’t
really want to please do it so I don’t get hurt good job getting the girls in beer but
we can’t hear the music even with our hearing aids in her all the way up the
house of course the cul-de-sac has some speakers go steal those but don’t say my
name if you get caught they got music over there let’s go steal
their speakers look at this place it’s anarchy because this is what happens
when douchebags become way too entitle stop even I wanted to more huh this is my rifle this is my gun this is
for fighting this is for Mom you say we’re stealing a lot of things today hey
let us in your party you turds let us in you Schmucks
I think the nerds are in trouble come on Brian let’s help them please sir I want
some more rice I’ll give you whatever you want buddy
women men bring it on bitch why don’t you burn in hell what are you
guys from the to crack open your mouth and close your eyes get ready for a
surprise time to be this is for mom and dad anyone stop
Stewie Griffin byxis thing oh boy good you got the speakers right over here I need someone to talk I don’t like it here all these Jewish
kids here you go
and thank you guys so much now I have the whole night to fear the sex that
I’ll probably check it out of hey no problem thanks for fixing the remote Oh
fellas I almost forgot some of the other nerds uploaded a new program on your
remote it analyzes your surroundings and gives you hints of what you should be
doing on your journey hey I’ll be popping up now and then with objectives
and little hints if y’all get stuck and if you seen the mood I can tell you
where all the best farmers market – ah okay we’ll get to that later
we have to go Bry Bertram has already got a head start on us okay now how
exactly does a party work do we just take out the cell servant burp into our
fists okay good the remotes working this room was definitely here No all right
Stewie where are we according to the multiverse remote in this universe
oil supplies were exhausted the only people who were able to sustain
themselves were the Amish because they weren’t reliant on technology but would
Bertram want with the Amish ranch let some still here gentlemen your people
are known for making goods that are built to last
what I need from you is a weapon the likes of which no one has ever seen I’m
afraid we cannot help you unattractive infant you see the Amish are not a
violent people well I have something here that might
change your mind I happen to know that you’ve depleted
all of your forests so I’ve engineered these rapid growth tree seeds that will
supply you with all the wood you’ll ever need the elders have spoken mostly of
wood hats and beards but nevertheless we shall build your weapon
terrific oh one more thing these two might try to stop you if you see them I
want you to shoot to kill seriously of all the stunning pictures
I’ve taken over the years that’s the one he gives them Brian we’re taking all of
those down it is settled we have a deal Stewie Griffin prepare to be destroyed such smell there’s like sweat and anger
and shame Hey look y’all’s gonna be able to see
your enemies up close down see what kind of skin types they gots important up all
right let’s get these dicks crap they’re posting those pictures of us all over
the place and that picture is so not what I look like we’ve got to stop them
before anyone sees it all right now remember what that little orange haired
brass said these folks is building a weapon so y’all need to find let’s just
see what these magic seeds can do for my tiny Amish tongue Wow the seeds actually
work I hate to say it but Bertram Skye delitzsch it down all them walnut
posters people need to stop okay that was dumb come on Stewie they know we’re
here yeah I thought something was amiss and
you were worried there’s no cars or vacuum cleaners to worry about they’ve got archers in the towers I know
what my new profile pic is gonna be would you please not do that – mostly because it might be a little
more careful we need to find a way to break through that dance maybe we can
use that sniper tower somehow let’s hear into problem-solving y’all I can already tell calls kind of gross
because I bet a lot of perverts hiding here that their flamethrower was gonna be
good for burning up things like hay or trees but make sure you straight up next
to it so you get a nice burn how positively delightful kill me you got a
little chicky get him out and win a crap violet bar must be where they’re
building Bertram secret weapon from even choose a photo from my Caribbean series see sir I want some more now let’s burn
all them trees down and cut off they would Loki’s in the tower I repeat bogeys in
the power needs Mexicans when you’ve got the Amish to build stuff who I am
do please sir I want some more all right we
destroyed them trees now we need to find out where they’re getting they press a
little strong oh maybe a trip to the Jewelry District yeah I guess the Amish like to party huh
I’m totally down with that man I’m not like a square or anything so these guys make fireplaces right like
the one thing I know about them and I wanted to work it in byxis thing oh hey let me know if you
see a restaurant I got to take a squeeze Oh y’all can use that spiraling doorway
to go fit some items you may have forgotten or things you feel like you
might wanna get hey I uh I smoked a little weed back
there and I’m kind of freaking out not gay but what would you mind holding my
hand looks like y’all’s gonna have to blur
that hole sometime you might want to find a way to blow up that damn make
sure you don’t hurt anything because then thinks they’re keeping their plot
details and they go deep it’s gotta be something we can do to take that place
down Brian can the Amish use the postal
service can I help what I know the answer to that no calm down I was just
making conversation all this pretending he said educated what was that nothing I know you did it Stewie ya big freak so the Amish just took the same every
day of their lives yeah I think so so they never get
compliments on like new clothes or haircut
your haircut looks great stupid oh thank you Brian good what’s that smell Oh dead body
right that’s what that is fees sir I want some more yeah take that you big community of
widows I’ve seen girls on the internet that about the same thing happen now get back to that phone and destroy
whatever it is there’s cooking up in there I did help good head all you got man this is my
rifle this is my gun this is for fighting this is for month Brian is this
our vacation yeah oh I’ll be trash kinda victory is mine you just couldn’t keep your dirty hands
out of my son’s cornhole could you now you must go oh yeah me you to attack
them with our secret technology just kidding use your standard-issue weapons
you got to be freaking kidding me enjoy forgive me for the whooping I’m about to
bestow unto these two wait why does this not sound good technology show that
wouldn’t what’s majiggy his bouncy I’ll take him down wait why does this not count in
technology this thing uttering he’s the Amish are pretty amazing
builders aren’t they oh my god I was just thinking the same thing I mean
Bertram was just here these guys built a weaponized wooden robot in like 45
minutes really amazing stuff yeah but I got to imagine a women or I mean those
bushes must be gigantic yeah all right we’re wasting time let’s see
where Bertram’s off to next wait y’all didn’t visit the gift shop
they make down preserve well well well what the hell is this
what brian Griffin checked into Amish universe oh yeah so what well first of
all we probably don’t want purge from knowing where we are all the time and
secondly how do I put this no one cares where you are well I don’t
think that’s true just just don’t do it anymore okay now
it says here that in this universe handicapped people were given so much
special treatment that they eventually took over as the leading power if Bertram is recruiting an army why
would he go after handicapped people I mean couldn’t we just kind of push him
over Oh Peter just commented on your check in
interracial lesbian movie is free you know he just has no idea what he’s doing
online all right come on let’s find out what Bertram was doing here hear ye hear ye
I’d say y’all needs to look around and find who it stupid dog is that part of your stand-up act Lockley overuse not be beat up
wheelchairs chemical camp our baby though do you gots a shotgun
you gots to get up nice and close with this a shotgun and then go bang bang
don’t turn it on yourself though that’d be sad I’m telling my owner on me this is great hey everybody
go on in bandar Stewie that’s a multi-disc order right
I think you can use this to go back and get stuff if we need it
yeah I know Brian oh all this this this is what I do it was taking that’s it not doing
anything later I’m like fuckin up girl has no girl never fights back and you are worried oh my god that is hilarious why don’t
you go ahead and try to find another way into the hospital nope
we appended him down his name the Nathan smart cookie the three sides please finish me off
well well well got some sort of dialogue yeah I watch
the door hello you got them there’s a couple effects from another
universe trying to find me is that that Joe I feel bad but they all kind of look
alike to me okay yeah that’s definitely Joe and now mr. Swanson y’all gonna have
to coax um security codes out of that door hey you dicks I think you’re in the
wrong part of town like oh this is ridiculous I’m sorry I’m
gonna have to kill you and you’re starting to piss me off now
byxis thing see the tradition you got me just find a
midget with some gin are they in business this is great use them Kurds to get through that guy we’re gonna die if we don’t I like but none up girl cuz no girl
never fights back get off me you fat bastard I don’t get it if it’s desirable to be
crippled here why do they need a hospital you guys are going to die today
this this isn’t fair quite the alarms they gonna wake
Geoffrey I promised him he could sleep in he’s dealing with a lot right here okay okay I think you’ll never cigarette
on you do you know what do you smoke I’ll have one here in the air if I’m in
the boat my bertram have to pick a Sunday to do
all this I really enjoy my Sunday’s attention may I have your attention
please I just like to once again remind
everyone that the janitor do not like it when you laugh at them because their
janitor thank you okay another secure area he’s gonna have
to get a new set of codes y’all now you’re all like we’ve done a couple of weird what really good nights me this includes
warming running using votes to get see them baked or I get on a swig from my
flask now right and they sound a bit alarmed and bad
geysers don’t keep coming unless you shut them off come on tell me get away from this is
great I’m telling my older are you than I had what client
God knows what he’s doing huh so wants to fight Oh everywhere smells like your review another their headquarters is a hospital
that’s pretty cute you know challenges to model for these let’s take a look at your physical
results pick this thing you’re not welcome here
now you’ll pay another secure area he’s gonna have to get a new set of codes
yeah why’d Bertram have to pick a Sunday to
do all this I really enjoy my Sundays oh come on that’s ridiculous use it hopes to get see them big no one looks like we shot a couple of queer where are these fancies I’m getting
tired of wait uh-oh I think I think we may be dealing with crippled trauma game I hope these guys came prepared I am
loaded up on creatine O’Brien it’s triple strong ones big ass cripple wait
Kevin we hear it and here again problem would be helping that
other baby you know just so happens he said that’s a buttload of money to get
you down hope you guys are ready to heart attack or do you know just do what
you can’t ballast now I’m not one to have the cake violence for nothing but
maybe you should jump up on their big guns and fight back oh this is Froy oh my god look sorry
girl I like what you ever seen a handicapped man
before I’m a freaking baby and I’m cooler than Vail I can’t walk can’t let those freaks get
us Dewey it also alive okay it’s really sad and a tiny bit funny guys
oh my God look I won some ball oh you’ve got the I’m upset because I I hate this thing ah my god we did it at least we know
Bertrand won’t be able to use these cripples in his army and so it’s kind of
funny when you say it out loud we just pretend we’re multi hearing this hearing
what I like you today Wow Quahog looks like it’s in the middle
of a war where’s the thing say we are hey will you stop asking me that you
know it takes time for this thing to register and it’s not like I’m not gonna
tell you when I find out all right sorry yeah that’s right you’re sorry okay it
says that we’re in an evil universe what does that mean it means that this
universe contains everybody’s evil counterpart remember evil Stewie oh yeah
that little bastard cut off my tail yep they can be pretty nasty oh my god Brian
you remember how mayor West had a cat launcher vaguely yeah well apparently
evil mayor West has nuclear cat launchers come on Brian we’ve got to stop evil
mayor west from getting these two Bertram y’all’s probably gonna find the
mayor over at City Hall maybe while you’re there you can see if they’s
heaven and you got a satchel charge and it goes with your shirt yeah if y’all
needs to blow up a car or a big old turret and a satchel charge is the
charge for you time to be bed it’s civil union ceremonies all right okay okay I’ve got it just cleaning the place up wonderful and
ever take this thing you still have some plants that turret
with one he is potable I stay away the closer you get to city
hall the more you’ll get hurt also there’s a smell over here that we can’t
figure out what it is how’s the evil monkey doing of that
radio tank he’s probably just monkeying around crap
Brian get down there’s a cat nuke headed straight for
the tank we programmed it to destroy a shower okay see what we learned here
when evil Stewie activates a tank we have to reprogram it to destroy itself
you better reprogram all them little radio tanks they’ve been saying all
sorts of fan okay Philip damaged my radio tank I want
some more out of my way you little pipsqueaks thank you all for coming I mean you’ll have a gun right now but
tomorrow I’ll get a gun and come to your house and kill you really hey baby
west penis it happens when you least expect the
hell is wrong with you you might want to have a medic looking back they’re crafty
I check it we’re gonna die if we don’t okay now I
really need to get in for a physical thank you you should try to find the little kitty
cat figurines evil mayor west is scattered around be an asset of the
hotel of young on hold for 45 minutes it happens when you least expect oh no
that was my favorite tank his name was Reggie
goodbye Reggie look at that guy better he was glad when they overturned Don’t
Ask Don’t Tell feeling pain shooting you to stay shooting you don’t
damage my radio – no that’s what they’ll be expecting Oh City Hall I left this job more than I loved it
happens when you least expect it hey don’t damage my radio thanks it
self-destruct sequence is always a bad idea this little guy does not quit huh these
radio tags are pretty well guarded evil may arrest my completely not his am a
year Wow okay this is ridiculous I hate all you got man Oh someone hit me you wanna die loser
this thing finally getting the hang of this yes I’d like to that’s gotta hurt you just don’t give up hello
dammit I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes I’ll be sending you a bill for this well weld where this is so unexpected yeah good the delightful Richard you gave me
Canadian bacon instead of bacon I really I’m very inappropriate thank you you
might wanna have a medic look at that crap superstone I should have avoided
big this thing then radio Tabitha’s broadcast and some harmful messages
y’all reprogram them so they explained my mother all nice yeah five anyone okay I mean you have a gun right now but
tomorrow I’ll get a gun and come to your house and kill you I’ll forgive you if
you apologize to the tank all right you asked for it
wait you didn’t ask for anything ask me something happy y’all to fight evil
mayor west and evil Stewie I didn’t know we were playing street
rules oh it’s all now get down here West don’t hide like a coward politician that
faster evil Stewie you and I need to have some sort of dialogue here head all you got man okay you’re starting to piss me off now
please sir I want some more all right you want a lesson character don’t even think of putting a cone
around oh man we’re screwed
you wanna die loser we’re gonna die if we don’t Hey thank you this is great this is correct Oh oh you got me eyes I shadow so I
guess it’s up to me I smell barbecue my wife I hate her victory is mine please sir I want some more and I can still around what I heard
things Direct Hit scumbag so I guess it’s up to me Oh we’re gonna die if we don’t what the hell is wrong with you and you were worried oh damn it
oh my god that hurts in a cocktail I have a dream that all men are created
evil there it is hey thank you don’t
you hold on a second would you please not contact watch it scumbag there it is we’re gonna die a shadow all right West get those bombs back here
if you want to live okay I’ll do it but there’s something you have to do for me
in return what is it I’m thinking of running for governor in the next
election and there’s another mayor standing in my way I need you to
assassinate him it’s a friggin cheeseburger this guy’s serious oh I’m
serious I’m a serious hazard cat what a cat serious like I don’t know
oh they’re serious all right there is serious okay okay something wacky we get
it we get it all right let’s go assassinate a cheeseburger alright fellas there’s a sniper rifle
waiting for you in the top floor of the Book Depository okay I see what we’re
doing here here’s some silencers for your weapons so you don’t alert the
security guards of your presence and here’s some bologna sandwiches you never
know when you’re gonna get a hankering for circular mate thanks okay we’re
gonna go do that thing now Godspeed gentlemen Oh also the movie speed just
in case it was really nice of him to make us sandwiches but I’m not gonna eat
mine get up to the rooftop so y’all can sneak around okay we’re in a parking lot
I need to pee on something all right so which one of y’all ain’t got my herpes
yet Hey I haven’t been this high since the
80s I’m gonna go ahead and put the labels on
them guards that way y’all can keep track of him and be sure to steer clear
this place is crawling security all right people stop goofing off the
mayor will be here any minute we’re about 10 minutes and Counting here
copy that fox poo I told you I don’t like that name you know I’ll try not to
be noticed but sometimes this light just shines way to copy that collect all them
videotapes of him doing no no y’all need to be a bunch of snake ease now please hmmm looks like we might need something
to get this here crane work look around and see what you can dig all right there protect the mayor
that’s our job prepare to supersize a bride
I bet cheeseburger mayor’s are pretty rare hey Stewie well done
this has been a cheeseburger humor nice packages I bought boy could go
wrong now delightful he’s on his way
remember no you’re doing it wrong package is on its way Victory’s who’s yeah also mine I didn’t know we were play Street rules
oh it’s all now you’re going to regret this Wow I want some more
you wanna hit her hate you no problem all units prepare for the mayor’s
arrival also it’s my birthday for the one cares hey now you can track with him dogs are
but the labels that put on stay away from them yellow bass mean don’t let him
see us you’ve got to just disappear like Brett Butler don’t well done take them out okay they’re dead all
right we’re not gonna be seeing some major loogies from up here baby not supposed to be crap they must
have killed the giant was talking to we can watch out Tim Chuck Judith is trying to
harm y’all get rid of them so you can stir you cross you see that one security I want to be
really bad skin I was trying not to look the target has been hit Oh I think you and I need to have some sort
of dialogue here thank you for proving my point this is great watch out then shop Judas is trying to
harm y’all get rid of them so you can scurry across Stewie come on you know how to use that
thing sideways like you’re just a helpless little carpet
tickler aren’t you I’m a winner folks skylights you can get
in without causing a stir finally you think day off gotta get a
good base tan going all this security no one’s gonna die
today can’t happen welcome to the danger zone take them out kiss me out now yeah all right now there’s a big old gun
round here somewheres let’s hurry up and find it take them out so I guess it’s up to me oh my god that
hurts hey dogs and babies are strictly
prohibited here motor camp oh Jenny Watergate approaching burgers
are being delivered hate you target has been hit and now if
I can just find a midget with some journalist come back hi he’s coming I want to wave to it
until now wait because to go to shoot him to take the shot we’re running out of
time getting closer Brian it’s now or never but they know whether you laugh at me
there’s been a tragedy people this isn’t funny let’s be adults about this alright it’s done yeah hopefully evil
mayor West called off those bombs wait what if he goes back on his word when we
do then should we try to find him and hey Brian
we just murdered a politician we should get out of here yeah you’re probably
right I’m probably right or I am right yeah I’m right and you’re just a dog we’re on a boat okay it says that in
this universe pirating became so dominant that the overall progress of
the world was stunted now everyone’s a pirates ha ha stowaways me thanks and he
brought treasure I see yeah ah take the prisoners to the Brig I’ll be in my
quarters making cloth maps of no place in particular hey find something you can make noise
with and the guard will come in there to stop you that’s when you make your move
if you annoy that guard enough you’ll open your cell to give you a beating I
know because I’m a pirate too and that’s what I do yah God get me out of here and I’ll get you to
the tip you know okay you can stop get me out of here I’ll help you escape and
then maybe we can thanks fellas I’m gonna go free the others maybe if
everyone’s up for business Seamus all right let’s get your weapons back I know
pirates maybe in a treasure chest somewhere pilots are kind of lazy what
why no I just think there’s a lot of different things put on flags you know
not the skull and crossbone I smell barbecue hey Val everyone says you suck as a
pirate I’m not usually this time naked but
never have to hang tight while I pray the resident business Pirates code sorry we’re not gonna be seeing them again and you are worried is it just me or
does every room on this you think you smell bitch now why don’t you come over
game hey over here let’s hang out she’s going
down you’re gonna get off that boat come on you’re my only friends Oh sword fight sword fight
behold the Armada all right now we should probably go find that Long John
Peter fella use the cannons and blow those penis lovers out of the water fire those cannons at him boys we can’t
let him board our ship I only have enough crab cakes for free we be coming for you excellent get off my boat Oh they can’t board our ship if they’re
dead fire those cannons and kill them all
sorry sorry slim carried away there prepare to be boarded by totally
straight virus which a quick look on the bones of trying to yell at these guys watch it you’re rowing right into me
balls your time has come matey’s ah you best
be ready to die crap never had a sweater enemies starboard side
that’s the right delightful get off my boot like that flat you think
it might be a good idea hey watch it you’re rowing right in probably gonna
need some bullets be ready today hoarded by totally straight watch it you’re rowing right into the
balls that time has come mateys
lay down and take it like a man get him they’ll never take me alive good thing
on the side ah there be no escape from Long John
Peter unless you run I can’t run too good mate I don’t want to play all right
it’s time to face Long John Peter win you get your little device sticky back
lose and don’t we’re trying to kill a pirate version of your father and you are worried because of his
therapy fire at will victory shall yet be mine ah there be no escape he can somehow
turn it again I said shoot it again but I said it pirate-like maybe Brian to contribute a little too give us back a remote ever please don’t tell any of me Maties of
this they all think I’d be good at pirating alright fry at least we know
Bertram won’t be attacking us from the sea let’s get out of here hey you guys
mind if I tag along with you look we appreciate your help and everything but
you can’t come with us wait what ah crap I got nothing they’ll
be back no they won’t oh my god it’s freezing yeah my peen
just sucked itself back into my tummy Stewie look oh my god it’s Santa’s
workshop what the hell could Bertram want from
Santa huh it looks as though in this universe
Santa is some kind of industrial mercenary industrial mercenary what else
does it say out here it is I was in the wrong menu that was just an overview in
this universe people only order Christmas gifts online
so there’s no use for Santa anymore now he’s opened up his factory to
manufacture anything for the highest bidder
what’s Bertram using him for my guess is he’s using him to manufacture weapons
for his army we’ll come on I’m dreaming of a red Christmas okay you only get one
gun cock per line okay and the lines should really be better than that you
gotta find your way into Santa’s toy factory maybe he’s got some nice hot
cocoa in there for you I’m going to kill Santa Claus wait a minute why the hell
do you want to kill Santa because that sad bastard
blew me off at the mall I got it all planned out you see the workshop had a
few reindeer take a few pictures of me and Santa and then I’m a ghost brains
out hopefully with this bitch wife watching sim it’d be faster to shut off the bow
it’s like the great desert beats have some problem-solving skills y’all don’t have to turn on them sludge
house again if he wants to move forward ow why don’t you burn in hell victory is mine all right finally getting the hang of it
oh that is disgusting get down here you sick crap they’ve got
bombs in their bags go on and jump your way across that sludge at home just be
careful and don’t fall in byxis thing and on soil myself we were happy now excellent hello you got man okay you’re starting to piss me off now victory shall yet be mine they’re evil and they distort the truth
and they do the bidding of the Republican Party the guy from the
employee of the month thing we’re gonna die if we don’t we’re smelling a sweatshop in here I
take it there’s knew each other y’all don’t have to be bill detective
the time at which the elevator be sure to say their belongings so we’re
gonna die if we don’t look it out faster you like it’s good to be some Asians but
not good to the most Asian you’ve got to get into that toy factory
and up to that nasty old man’s office this is the watch I’ve been looking for no put them in a naughty room with all
the fat German kids I hate you but you’ll just find a midget with some
Gin I’ll be influenced be sure to save their belongings so we can reduce them are you thinking what I’m thinking really No Hey we’re gonna die if we don’t come on knock it off oh you got me boy all this snow and yet none of the
kind of snow I want huh you know cocaine anybody you guys suck yeah man we’re screwed tell Santa he’d kiss
my ass by the way no heaven really this is great where to God I would like
your ankle thank you what the play is not too bad and you won’t worry this is the rush I’ve been looking for screw off we’re gonna die if we don’t that’s a cute little doll you should
find some more so he can have some play this is great well looks like you found me huh boys
and yeah so what I make weapons now don’t judge me it’s a tough economy you
try being in the toy business anyway I’m a bad guy now so I’m gonna have to kill
you Merry Christmas dicks all right now
you’ve got to kill Santa for all that stupid abuse and he did I doubt the elf
supporters look like this well if you want to be a hero right now might be a
good time the next five hours you’re my bitch the dipstick in the back you know I guess come on – retire you’re
gonna get everything you ask wrap yourself what would really set your right is a
couple of a leave and a good night’s sleep are you thinkin what I’m thinkin stewey he’s still alive yeah check that
twice bitch you’re sick you know that Ryan this guy is making weapons to kill
you and everyone you loved you know you gotta get some balls man you you should
be doing this kind of stuff too you know whatever so where do you think we’re
gonna go now maybe to a land of gutless cowards because you would fit right in holy crap still we were in space okay
this is weird it says here that in this universe a race of alien chickens took
over the earth and it appears that we’ve transported right on to their mothership
all right so chasing birds around I like that Brian Bertram is going to try to
use these alien chickens against us we’ve got to figure out how to stop them
all right come on let’s try not to be spotted too late what’s this place yeah this universe
what’s weird stupid what the hell is that dangerous
we’ve gotta find the chicken that’s laying all these eggs and wipe them all
out all right like a choke a few chickens you gotta stop Bertram what are we gonna
do don’t worry buddy I’ll come up with something remember I’m a genius hang on I gotta reload you dick of
course I did oh these chickens are pretty crazy man please sir I want some more and uncomfortable you have to change me
much changing here we don’t even have any diapers my 18 soldiers okay in a way the fat man is my dad ball must
have been nagging a smarty miss your mommy oh it’s quite school and
I miss my mommy yes yes I also miss colic and rectal thermometry whatever
you say please sir I want some more lives I’ll do it anyway toaster
hey Brian what do you call it a tea no Triano oh come on I was gonna say that
you did do that kind of stuff to you Regus I have suffered ha it’s like you
should see the look on your faces heat robot chickens fire that you
son-of-a-bitch you gotta find another way remember when
God closes the door he opens the winter and no matter what my father says God
death tell lovely there it is okay you can stop that now you know I know what you’re gonna say
you’re gonna be all like no thanks I think I’ve had enough chicken for a
while vacuum is next yes oh boy don’t need to
free all these people that one there with handsome I knew stop it Jim what would really set your right is a couple of a leave and a good night’s
sleep this is what are you thinkin what I’m thinkin grab your walkie I’ll call you when I
get up there okay Brian pick up over what Brian please
take over when you finish talking over what over for the record I don’t want to
hang out with you anymore when this is over
witnesses what Brian ever I said I don’t want to hang out with you anymore when
this is over witnesses what you got to finish your sentence over that’s it my
sentence is over just happen to spot Diane over my sentences wait a minute I
have to say over even if the sentence ends with the word over hence with the
blood but by over you know your jackass Peter Peter get down from there mom he
paused here you scream remember we’re in space it’s pretty dangerous out here we
best find a way back inside oh this is awesome Santonio yells don’t have to stick
around and defeat all the bad guys probably gonna need some pants we are going to get you back on your
feet back shaggy man what’s wrong why are we still here
afternoon Stewie it’s not working yeah and you know what’s not gonna fix
it you’re shouting god I could take these off I really
didn’t want to be the dog wearing accessories victory is mine well folks that’s the news and I am out I will give you the cross but the bond
guy on the net what are you doing here
smarter than my ancestors were nothing but a bunch of attempts at home or dad
really has got to lose some weight he does not get around here anymore all of these tools hello hello somebody you’re wasting your
breath q this is my rifle this is my gun this is
for fighting this is for Mom Oh you work this thing I know potential yes your wingman I spend the entire day
wallowing around with my own feces my soldiers I want to pay the goon you are formidable foe but you will be
getting into the master control room this way that baby boy lock this doe just don’t
have to find another way Wow what are you doing here I would support what would really set your right is
believe in a good night’s sleep now if I can just find a midget with
some Gin I’ll be in business even doing things off things
chicken get away from my dad you bitch you know what kill that big ol hair how could this get any worse no longer enjoy she need to get the lead big-time maybe Brian’s the contributor to the
tube ah what the hell is wrong with you or worried this place officially sucks worse than
the WNBA I want to keep some of the feathers thank you so much for saving me
do you require kisses for what you’ve done oh no that that won’t be necessary
okay cuz because I didn’t want to have to kiss you but I will crap stewey Bertram probably already
made his final jump to Quahog you know time to deal with this you guys go I got
a score to settle with this guy thank you you have no idea how much this helps
yeah thanks Paul go get him alright we’re back in our universe looks like we
landed at a Quahog Airport and sign a Bertram but I’m sure he’s headed
straight for Spooner Street now crap looks like they snuck into our portal
somehow well should we help Peter now he’s got this Brian this this is like
his thing you know all right come on we’ve gotta get home as fast as we can get off my airport you’ve had your last I don’t know what
chickens you will enjoy them your kid buddy great that might be a chicken Oh justice wife’s addicted to hang out
at the airport fights to the South citizens fight to the death people think I’m
important because I have a spreadsheet open on my laptop nice combo keep it up all right almost home Brian well whoa
whoa whoa whoa what what is it no I know I just had like wicked deja vu well it’s
probably cuz we’re constantly arriving in new places no no you don’t get it
it’s a past life thing Brian I was here in another time
Oh would you shut up you shut up Stewie look oh my god we’re we’re too late he’s doing it
Bertram is really gonna destroy our universe I don’t understand how did we
went everywhere he did how come home Stewie
so you idiots thought you could actually stop me huh well while you were chasing
me around the multiverse my assistant Gus was assembling the only army I could
ever truly rely on an army of me hey guys I’m guys the assistant see that’s
how an assistant should be Brian I’m not your assistant yeah you’re pretty much
my assistant as soon as this bomb gets close enough to your house boom
everything you know will be just the games are over Stewie it’s time to die – at least want me to write first one of those I’m unstoppable
I must prepare for my Jenny Steve he’s hanky full of Cheerios the news doesn’t I know but you got to do it
after that Donna throw it y’all held its do we do in this place I bet we still blame this on the
terrorists somehow you got to shoot off them tacky rocket a bit here the soccer team win or
something neighborhoods change and bride we gotta feel like no you’re about to oh man we’re screwed oh how I’ve waited
this moment now if I can just find a midget with some Gin I’ll be in business
buddy I need some ammo this roar does wonders to my junk look at that you Scouts a little draw
and plan for some sort of remote hey what’s up B ride Stewie just give me
a beer okay okay I love repetition oh my god that hurt run y’all they said and told you home
y’all work hard and keep it nice and you don’t wanted to investor data this is great thank you Brian if we don’t make it out of this I
want you to know I love you thanks Stewie I’m not gonna say it back we got
a stop Bertram shoot the gas tank when he’s got a car
in his mouth so you give him some boobies and we are gonna get you back on your
feet guys you should get rid of all of him good I was the gas tanks Stewie we gotta
shoot the gas tank ruff it’s Berta’s what my junk Mary Mother of God check tonight the gas tank Stewie’s we gotta shoot the
gas tank this is what I call rollin in style the additional insurance coverage on
this thing huh don’t worry it’s almost over fellas the gas tank stewey we gotta keep the
gas tank oh please tell me someone just taping this what do you think of my new friends
Dewey oh sorry pal the return flights been
canceled all right okay the line was good but if you’re gonna do that you
gotta hit your target on the first shot but overall better much better you’re
learning but as for you please no we can work together we could rule the
multiverse please don’t kill me Oh oh you’ve got the wrong idea I’m not
gonna kill you you’re not no your little buddy here is Brian Stewie your life hey
we’re saying I’m so happy you two are okay yeah why do you bleach your upper
lip just wax it you’re not fooling anyone I found a quarter you guys I’m a
hero – well Bry we did it we stopped Bertram
and everybody’s safe yeah but couldn’t other Bertram just keep coming back from
different universes what I mean they could but I I think we’ll just have to
wait and see how much money this makes ah so we may not be hearing from Bertram
again

60 comments

  1. Why is it that every time I fall asleep with YouTude on a extra long video is playing

  2. I play this game. Stuck on the space one though. Those giant robot chickens are to powerful. To powerful for Stewie and Brian to defeat

  3. Yeah I woke up to this and I check my history and I also slept through the 3 hour cutscene movie to this game

  4. I fell asleep wit dis and it felt like the best nap ever even tho I woke up at 4 and I usually wake up at 5 it still felt reallyyyyyyyyyyy good

  5. holy fuck…i woke up extra early, fell asleep again, and just woke up at noon and this is playing. now im reading the comments and im pretty mindblown

  6. Fell asleep and woke up to the part where peter was killing the chicken and I thought it was like a modded low res cod game lol

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