(Cyril) Over there, there’s some loot. For sure, there’s weapons over there! (Amixem) Man, last time you said that we died 3 seconds later, it’s a no. (Cyril) It’s different there, look, no one’s around! Do you hear any gun shots? No gunshots. Let’s go guys, come on! (VodK) You know what? I’ll give him a chance. Cyril! (Math) No, we’ll once again end up on all four… (Amixem) But there’s no loot over there ! *sigh* (Cyril) Damn guys I’ve got the pan! (Amixem) Guys! I’ve got an Uzi ! (VodK) A M4 for me! (Math) And one little snipe for muggins *laugh* (Amixem) Okay. Everyone’s ready? Cyril, you got your weapon? (Cyril) Eh.. yeah yeah! Yeah… huh..there’s so much loot here, got everything I need! Eh.. Give me two minutes guys! Okay? There’s no weapon here! Damn! Shit! Where are those fucking weapons?! Oh crap… *approximative Russian* (Cyril) Oh! I don’t speak spanish ! Ok calm down ! (Math) What the hell is he doing? I told you not to follow him ! Drop you weapon, come on. (Amixem) Guys don’t bother, let’s just leave him behind… (VodK) Hey, hey, ‘keep cool’ *War cry* (Cyril) I’m alive guys ! I’m alive ! (Amixem) FIRE ! AHHHHH ! (Cyril) Come here ! (Cyril) Oh I’m gonna get him ! Oh I’m gonna get this one! (Math) Idiot! (Cyril) Oh shit shit shit ! I’m sorry bud! (Math) Yeah sure you’re ”sorry” yeah! (Math) Hey ! Revive me !
(Cyril) I don’t have the time! (Maths) Revive me damn it!
(Cyril) No time! (Cyril) Come here you spanish guy ! (Maths) Oh shit… *cough* Can’t believe it… That idiot! (Amixem) What about your RV, you’re happy? (VodK) ‘Happy’…isn’t the right word. (Math) Hey guys! Come here and revive me damn it !
(VodK) Let’s say it’s useful once in the year… (Amixem) What is he doing? (Vodk) Oh no seriously… (Maths) Revive me !
(Amixem) Come over here! (Amixem) We’re covered here, we can’t move, just come! It’s really dangerous here, come on, discreet! Come on! (Vodka) The kitchenette, got to maintain it… (Math) You bastards! (Amixem) What happened now? (Math) ‘What happened’? You got to be kidding me, when you were doing nothing, I got knocked out by a pan! It’s not even the Russian’s fault, no no, a friendly fire : Cyril! Look ! Here ! (VodK) I don’t see anything, man! (Amixem) At least he can’t do worse! (Cyril) Hi guys! Ohhh damn! Guys! Oh hehhh! (Amixem) Hold on, is that Cyril?! He’s being shot at guys! No no no! Don’t come here! Don’t ! (Cyril) They’re calling me! I’m coming! (Amixem) Get the hell out of here ! The other way!
(VodK) He’s coming back!
(Math) Take cover guys. (Cyril) I’m here! Fire! (Amixem) They are full stuffed! (VodK) Don’t stop now, guys! (VodK) We won’t make it guys… (Amixem) I’m hit! Revive me! (Amixem) Valentin !
(VodK) I can’t guys, i’m down! (Together) CYRIL! (Cyril) What do you want me to do with a pan?! (Amixem) Come here and help us! (Math) What the hell are you doing? (Amixem) Come here damn it! (Math) Hurry up! (Amixem) He’s coming! Come revive us! Fast! (Math) Hurry up! (VodK) We won’t make it guys… (Cyril) Oh I’ve got him! I’ve got him guys! (Amixem) Come revive us! (Cyril) I destroyed the guy, holy shit! (Math) It’s the last time you put us into this kind of mess ! (VodK) Hey guys, look on the bright side, at least we’re alive. (Cyril) I told you so, there’s some loot here, ther’s some pan! (Amixem) Lucky shot. (Math) Guys.. (Together) AHHHHH!